Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
A: "Tomb it may concern..."
Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
A: A cereal killer
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Lake Erie.
Q: How can you tell when a window is scared?
A: They get shudders.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he's always a goblin.
Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A: A Sand-witch
Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What is a vampires favourite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel.
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Lake Erie.
Q: How can you tell when a window is scared?
A: They get shudders.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he's always a goblin.
Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A: A Sand-witch
Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What is a vampires favourite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel.
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